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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

The eating less and running more diet kinda makes me want to die but hey, my tummy looks pretty decent.

Pride parade this weekend :)
The thing I've been waiting for all summer.
That's all that is new pretty much. I no longer have a house in Barrie which is sad because I've lived there for like 12 years. AH WELL DIRTY REXDALE FOR LIFE.

Friday, June 24, 2011


I'm going to get out of bed to go to the thrift store and maybe a bite to eat. I'll update you on my findings upon my return.

I got summer on my mind,
nowhere else though.
Lord take me downtown or to you.
People show me love but I can't take it.
What I said was true
real pain, can't fake it.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

I got butterflies for the first time today in a long time.
Like the kind when you know something feels right.
Maybe I'm just retarded or maybe I just keep bullshitting my "feelings" for other guys but this time it doesn't feel like bullshit.
I'm probably jumping the gun a little bit but BUTTERFLIES! UGGG my heart had a happy :(

Sunday, June 19, 2011

I'm so fucking ugly

I don’t understand why guys like me.


Saturday, June 18, 2011


Is it cute when boys kiss you on your forehead?

neck is better

Do you want to get married when you're older?

marriage is for pussies

Are you scared of spiders?

i smash them up with my shoe when i see them till their body doesn't exist anymore

Does it annoy you when people TyP3 Lyk3 ThI$?

n0 wA1 bR4h

Ever felt like you hit rock bottom?

whenever i'm hungover :"""O(

What are you thinking about right now?


If you could re-paint your bedroom, what color would you paint it?

i would paint cats all over the walls

different kinds of cats to watch me while i sleep....

Do you believe your ex thinks about you?

i'm on hiz mind 24/7 cause im tha shit

Do you love someone?


Do you and your best friend look alike?

no because he has a dick

Do you think that two people could last together forever?

da wurl iz endin in 2012 lul bye

Take any medication?


Is there a person that will always have a place in your heart?

my heart twill always have a place in my heart

Are you Mexican?

hello my name is helga and i've secretly been mexican alll along


What if your best friend hooks up with the last person you kissed?

i b sad

sad stori

Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn't around now?

he's still around i just h8 his gutz

Is there someone you want out of your life for good?

he go bye bye

Have you been heartbroken this year?

if only i had one of those :'''(

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Funny how in a year I went from the least slutty friend to the most.

And funny how the sentence "wanna chill?" actually means "wanna fuck?" uggg

me tuhday

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Finally home from Burlington, work and all that jazz....cant find Chantel.
We have plans. Haven't heard from her all day either.
Go on facebook. See pictures of the guy I was seeing at his new apartment.
New boy I'm hanging out with is in pictures with him. They both didn't know I was doing stuff with the other person. Well now they probably do.

In other news seeing my ex summer fling yesterday went way better than expected :)

Friday, June 10, 2011

My indian friend keeps hitting on me

when he knows I like his friend.

Just set me up with ya friend and stop calling me sexy.


You look like a brown version of my brother.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Well then...let's review Helga's boy drama for this week so far.
Officially broke it off with the guy I was seeing. I met a new boy who lives down the street and doesn't make me feel awkward when I see him. He has a big nose which makes my heart have a happy.
I'm hanging out with the guy I lost my virginity to on Friday. Ok then.
This blog has turned into a blog strictly about my love life. U LIKE?!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011


Do you look your age?

i look like le baby slut

Trust issues?

nah b lay it on me

Are you in a relationship?

nope single fur life

Why did your last relationship end?

he was gai

Have you ever gone out of your way to make someone happy?

only myself ;)

Does it bother you when people respond with one word texts?


Ready to get really deep now?

that's what she said

When was the last time you cried really really hard and why?

i don't have tear ducts

Relationship status: Single, taken, complicated?

complicatedly single

if you know me you'll know what I mean

If you were pregnant, who would you tell first?

da bby daddy

youz a daddy now !!!!!!!!!!

Who knows mainly all of your secrets?

my brain

hi brain

Are all of your friends virgins?

i was the last of the unicorns.....

Have you ever let someone be your everything?

i let people be my nothing.

bye bitch

Has anyone made you upset lately?

yeah some guy that doesn't know how to text back

jk i found someone better bye bitch

Are you a forgiving person?


come at me bro

Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?

i love doing this

cause i'm an evil bitch

What's your favorite drink?


Who was your new years kiss?

matt, trevor, some random and david


Have you ever kissed the last person you talked to?

the last person i talked to was the last person i kissed so you do the math

If you had a son right now, what would you name him?


If you had a daughter right now, what would you name her?


Have you lost a best friend in the past year?

ye sad stori but then i replaced him


Do you think two people can last forever?


Do you have dreams?

no i don't dream

my mind is a blank abyss

What do you do in your spare time?

inturnetz, alcohol, video games, boyz

Maybe I'll have a summer "romance" after all....
and by romance I mean someone to hook up with on a regular basis.

Monday, June 6, 2011

I think I'm going to break it off with the boy I've been seeing for a month. It's not that I don't like him it's just I enjoy being single more than I like him and there are defiantly better guys for me out there.
Hanging out with a new boy tomorrow and we'll see where life goes from there.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Fuck white guys. Starting tomorrow I'm going to try my luck out with the brown boy scene as disgusting as that sounds. Maybe they are less retarded.
LOL at me thinking the colour of a guys skin is going to make him any less of a douche bag.
We'll see.

bigger than breast implants

What was the longest time you've liked someone?

i don't like people

How late did you stay up last night?

2am watching memoirs of a geisha

thug life

Do you use hearts like this <3 a lot?

yes cause i'm a classy bitch

Would you rather be called honey or baby?

baby girl

The person you like calls you right now, what do you do?

say "LOL BYE BITCH" obv

Do you get distracted easily?

by your mom

Do you think you can keep a relationship for 6 months?

no so i wouldn't even try.

slut 4 life

Are you wasting your time on someone?

yeah then i said "lol bye bitch"

What is on your mind?


Have you ever given up on someone, but then went back to them?

never look back

Do you tend to make things complicated?

oh yeah for sure

Do you like to hold hands?

nope, don't touch me

How's your heart?


Have you ever fallen asleep in a boys arms?

yeah but i'd rather sleep alone

Does anyone completely understand you?

not even myself cause i'm insane

Lets cut to the chase, whats currently worrying you right now?

nothing. just happy i now know i'm not going to be attached to anyone this summer

slut summer yay

Has anyone recently told you something you didn't want to hear?

i hear things i don't want to hear when people don't actually say them.

im fucked

Is there anything you want pierced?

my belly button too bad im fat

Is there anything you want tattooed?

yes too bad im poor

Where do you plan on living when you grow up?

the moon

bye everyone

Your last received text, would you kiss them?

i have kissed them but really

who haven't i kissed?

If someone told you they're interested in you right now, what would you say?


Someone tells you that you're beautiful, you say?

u blind? lol

What month were you born in?

i wasn't born

Do you like talking on the phone?

no don't call me

How old do you look?

99 and a half

How is your mood?

if "bye bitch" was a mood...that would be my mood

Are you a forgiving person?

no don't fuck with me

You're thinking about someone, aren't you?

nope no one is worth my thinking time only me

The person you had the strongest feelings for dies, do you care?


On the opposite sex, which do you prefer:

Over-protective or Controlling?

neither, if you are either of those things get out of my life

Name 5 objects within your reach:

jesus, the bible, god, the devil, buddha

u jelly?

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

I get to see my boy person's new apartment tomorrow! YAYAYAYAY
I was having a bad day today and it didn't help that it was deathly hot at work and I was hungry while working.
I also always have to work with my ex work best friend which also frustrates me to no end.
I came home after work, told Scott about my life problems and cleaned my room.
This song always makes me feel better.