Saturday, February 27, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat.I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat.And then on some dark,cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face!
Saturday, February 20, 2010
I just realized a very sad fact today, I can't go very long without getting drunk.
Isn't it ironic that I've figured this out on a Friday in which I am not drunk on? And trust me, I'm ALWAYS drunk on Fridays. HOLLA!
(Technically it's Saturday, bear with me)
So here are pictures from this week for your viewing enjoyment.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
I feel bad that I haven't posted a blog since I got back home.
Ever since I've been home I've spent all my time with my best friend which I love. :)
Monday Matt got me to watch Glee and I love it.
Tuesday me and a bunch of people went to the bar which was enjoyable but when I got home from the bar I drank more and did things I don't remember.
Last night me, Matt Amanda and Amanda hot boxed Matt's car, went to Mcdonalds and then watched The Invention of Lying which equalled a hilarious night. I've never had such a good time being high.
I never smoke anymore because I'm not ever really comfortable with all of the people I'm smoking with but last night I was with some of my good friends so it was fun.
I just plan to chill at home for the rest of the week until the weekend hits, oh wait that's tomorrow.
Shit I never write long entries.
INSERT PICTURE HERE:
Matt, Katie and I, pre-bar.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Today has been the biggest waste of my life.
I honestly only ever left my bed to go get food so I didn't die.
My hair still smells like cigarette smoke from last night.
I was totally rocking Kristyn's drunk, crazy walk on the way home at 4 am this morning.
I have no valentine for tomorrow which I'm hoping will change but I don't really have any high hopes for anything, as per usual.
So that's my update for this Saturday February 13, 2010. My name's Helga Napolitano and you've just been filled in.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
My inability to share a bed has resulted in me getting 0 hours of sleep last night. I had to leave class because I was falling asleep in a classroom of 12 people.
I have to work in 5 hours.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
This weekend I hung out with my friend Zach who I haven't seen in 2 years.
We went to my friend's kegger and got lost on the way home.
I bought these plugs and am so excite to get them.
I'm going out with the hawt boy I met two weeks ago on Wednesday and I'm so nervous but happy :):):)
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
I'm stoked on life right now.
The boy I met last weekend asked me out on a date! :)
I've never been on a date with someone I wasn't dating.
Amanda and Zach are coming to visit me on Friday and I haven't seen Zach in like 2 years so I'm pretty excited.
Jesse's birthday kegger is on Friday, also ecstatic to actually drink from the keg.
The next week of my life is going to rule.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
If I were a month, I'd be: april
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 4 am
If I were a planet, I'd be: neptune
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: narwhal
If I were a direction, I'd be: straight ahead
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a bed
If I were a language, I'd be: latin
If I were a number, I'd be: 13
If I were a liquid, I'd be: milk
If I were a gemstone, I'd be: diamond
If I were a tree, I'd be: pine
If I were a tool, I'd be: a wrench
If I were a flower, I'd be: a rose
If I were a kind of weather: rainy
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a triangle
If I were a colour, I'd be: pink
If I were an emotion, I'd be: embarrassed
If I were a fruit, I'd be: a peach
If I were a sound, I'd be: a car horn
If I were an element, I'd be: mercury
If I were a food, I'd be: YUMMY
If I were a material, I'd be: silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: spicy
If I were a scent, I'd be: cinnamon
If I were an animal, I'd be: a guinea pig
If I were an object, I'd be: a fan
If I were a body part, I'd be: eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: confused
If I were a song, I'd be: party up - dmx
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be: boots
If I were a TV show, I'd be: the real world
THREE WAYS I AM STILL JUST A KID
1. i like naps
2. i like video games
3. i like family channel shit
THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD
1. ive lived 1/5th of my life already
2. i don't know
3. i'm not old so...
THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL GIRL
1. i never go out in public without makeup
2. i gossip with my friends about boys
3. i love painting my nails
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i'm funny
2. my eyes
3. i get shit done when i need to under any circumstances
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
3. cell phone
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. blue tights
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR ARTISTS AT THE MOMENT:
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT THIS MOMENT:
1. games for days - julian pletni
2. lasso - phoenix
3. the family disease - oceana
THREE WORDS YOU LIKE:
NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. losing weight
2. being less shy
3. try to get the things i want
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
2. cute kisses
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I like to smoke pot
2. I have 3 pets
3. I love extra sauce on all of my foods
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. beards (L)
3. good smell haha
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. hit on/ flirt with boys
2. turn down a good time
3. suck dick hahahahahahahahha
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
3. dancing when i'm alone
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
2. see a movie
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
2. air canada
3. anything involving photography
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. get married
2. have a family
3. be truly happy
So you're expecting a melancholy blog from Helga tonight, so was I.
Fuck that shit. So what if shit doesn't go my way all the time?
I have amazing friends and family.
That's all that matters.