repeat after me

If I were a month, I'd be: april
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 4 am
If I were a planet, I'd be: neptune
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: narwhal
If I were a direction, I'd be: straight ahead
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a bed
If I were a language, I'd be: latin
If I were a number, I'd be: 13
If I were a liquid, I'd be: milk
If I were a gemstone, I'd be: diamond
If I were a tree, I'd be: pine
If I were a tool, I'd be: a wrench
If I were a flower, I'd be: a rose
If I were a kind of weather: rainy
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a triangle
If I were a colour, I'd be: pink
If I were an emotion, I'd be: embarrassed
If I were a fruit, I'd be: a peach
If I were a sound, I'd be: a car horn
If I were an element, I'd be: mercury
If I were a food, I'd be: YUMMY
If I were a material, I'd be: silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: spicy
If I were a scent, I'd be: cinnamon
If I were an animal, I'd be: a guinea pig
If I were an object, I'd be: a fan
If I were a body part, I'd be: eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: confused
If I were a song, I'd be: party up - dmx
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be: boots
If I were a TV show, I'd be: the real world



THREE WAYS I AM STILL JUST A KID
1. i like naps
2. i like video games
3. i like family channel shit

THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD
1. ive lived 1/5th of my life already
2. i don't know
3. i'm not old so...

THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL GIRL
1. i never go out in public without makeup
2. i gossip with my friends about boys
3. i love painting my nails

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. helga
2. helgs
3. bitch

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i'm funny
2. my eyes
3. i get shit done when i need to under any circumstances

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. sharks
2. bugs
3. wells

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. tights
2. makeup
3. cell phone

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. blue tights
2. skirt
3. tanktop

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR ARTISTS AT THE MOMENT:
1. phoenix
2. oceana
3. SALEM

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT THIS MOMENT:
1. games for days - julian pletni
2. lasso - phoenix
3. the family disease - oceana

THREE WORDS YOU LIKE:
1. fuck
2. dinky
3. weee

NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. losing weight
2. being less shy
3. try to get the things i want

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. security
2. cute kisses
3. cuddles

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I like to smoke pot
2. I have 3 pets
3. I love extra sauce on all of my foods

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. beards (L)
2. skinnyness
3. good smell haha

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. hit on/ flirt with boys
2. turn down a good time
3. suck dick hahahahahahahahha

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. photography
2. blogging
3. dancing when i'm alone

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. sleep
2. see a movie
3. clean

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. photographer
2. air canada
3. anything involving photography

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. egypt
2. sweden
3. iceland

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. get married
2. have a family
3. be truly happy