bigger than breast implants

What was the longest time you've liked someone?

i don't like people

How late did you stay up last night?

2am watching memoirs of a geisha

thug life

Do you use hearts like this <3 a lot?

yes cause i'm a classy bitch

Would you rather be called honey or baby?

baby girl

The person you like calls you right now, what do you do?

say "LOL BYE BITCH" obv

Do you get distracted easily?

by your mom

Do you think you can keep a relationship for 6 months?

no so i wouldn't even try.

slut 4 life

Are you wasting your time on someone?

yeah then i said "lol bye bitch"

What is on your mind?

donuts

Have you ever given up on someone, but then went back to them?

never look back

Do you tend to make things complicated?

oh yeah for sure

Do you like to hold hands?

nope, don't touch me

How's your heart?

saying LOL BYE BITCH

Have you ever fallen asleep in a boys arms?

yeah but i'd rather sleep alone

Does anyone completely understand you?

not even myself cause i'm insane

Lets cut to the chase, whats currently worrying you right now?

nothing. just happy i now know i'm not going to be attached to anyone this summer

slut summer yay

Has anyone recently told you something you didn't want to hear?

i hear things i don't want to hear when people don't actually say them.

im fucked

Is there anything you want pierced?

my belly button too bad im fat

Is there anything you want tattooed?

yes too bad im poor

Where do you plan on living when you grow up?

the moon

bye everyone

Your last received text, would you kiss them?

i have kissed them but really

who haven't i kissed?

If someone told you they're interested in you right now, what would you say?

LOL BYE BITCH

Someone tells you that you're beautiful, you say?

u blind? lol

What month were you born in?

i wasn't born

Do you like talking on the phone?

no don't call me

How old do you look?

99 and a half

How is your mood?

if "bye bitch" was a mood...that would be my mood

Are you a forgiving person?

no don't fuck with me

You're thinking about someone, aren't you?

nope no one is worth my thinking time only me

The person you had the strongest feelings for dies, do you care?

LOL BYE BITCH

On the opposite sex, which do you prefer:

Over-protective or Controlling?

neither, if you are either of those things get out of my life

Name 5 objects within your reach:

jesus, the bible, god, the devil, buddha

u jelly?