xxxo

Do you look your age?

i look like le baby slut

Trust issues?

nah b lay it on me

Are you in a relationship?

nope single fur life

Why did your last relationship end?

he was gai

Have you ever gone out of your way to make someone happy?

only myself ;)

Does it bother you when people respond with one word texts?

k

Ready to get really deep now?

that's what she said

When was the last time you cried really really hard and why?

i don't have tear ducts

Relationship status: Single, taken, complicated?

complicatedly single

if you know me you'll know what I mean

If you were pregnant, who would you tell first?

da bby daddy

youz a daddy now !!!!!!!!!!

Who knows mainly all of your secrets?

my brain

hi brain

Are all of your friends virgins?

i was the last of the unicorns.....

Have you ever let someone be your everything?

i let people be my nothing.

bye bitch

Has anyone made you upset lately?

yeah some guy that doesn't know how to text back

jk i found someone better bye bitch

Are you a forgiving person?

nope

come at me bro

Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?

i love doing this

cause i'm an evil bitch

What's your favorite drink?

alcohol

Who was your new years kiss?

matt, trevor, some random and david

PIMP

Have you ever kissed the last person you talked to?

the last person i talked to was the last person i kissed so you do the math

If you had a son right now, what would you name him?

dinkus

If you had a daughter right now, what would you name her?

preeeeer

Have you lost a best friend in the past year?

ye sad stori but then i replaced him

ooops

Do you think two people can last forever?

NO CUZ U DIE LOL

Do you have dreams?

no i don't dream

my mind is a blank abyss

What do you do in your spare time?

inturnetz, alcohol, video games, boyz