I'm getting better at not caring but it's making me so bitter.

I wish I didn't watch every episode of the office. Now I have nothing to watch.
I'm trying to get into Pretty Little Liars but I keep missing episodes on Much Music and I'm watching the most recent season of Dr. Who currently because the guy in it is smokin and wears bow ties.

All I'm gonna do this week is work 32 hours, play harvest moon and eat sushi in Toronto with David and Trevor.
Then this weekend I'm going to Gay Pride which I'm suuuuper stoked about.

She said, "oh tell me darling, do you think we have a future?"
"Well maybe, kind of, pretty sure we've two between us"
Bring over pictures of your dead pets and relatives
and we'll just say it's over if I don't shed any tears

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST WEEKEND EVER.
loljk.
No it isn't because my weekend plans were cancelled last minute and I booked the weekend off from work. I'm the happiest right now.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't ever think I've screamed more at my tv ever. But holy fuck what a game. I'm so upset Italy lost. LIKE SO FUCKING UPSET. Haha I never watch sports and I'm so worked up right now.
SEE YOU IN HELL SLOVAKIA.

So go Germany I guess. Kick some ass.

People are honestly so mean to me for NO REASON.

:'(

Any boy that reads this will never want to date me. Hahaha

Would you leave someone if you found out they had cheated on their previous partner?
If it was only one partner and not all of them I say forgive and forget but if they have a history of cheating on everyone they are with then maybe.

Would you ever donate sperm/eggs?
Maybe one day. I feel bad for people that can't have kids. :(

Is marriage important to you?
I don't think I'll be married for another 10 years and at the rate my relationships seem to go, never. So no, marriage isn't important to me even a little bit.

What would you do in a situation where your boyfriend/girlfriend’s best-friend (or closest friend assuming you aren’t bff) and yourself didn’t get along?
I'd probably make a big deal about it and it would end up taking a toll on my relationship with my "boyfriend".

If people from your past relationships were to describe you in 3 words, what would they be?
Fun, cute, complainer

Have you ever cheated on someone and if so did you get caught?
Yes I have and I told him but in all cases they either cheated on my first or while I was cheating on them. Take note, my last relationship in which this happened was almost 2 years ago.

Do you think peoples parents’ relationships reflect how theirs turn out?
Hm, maybe.

Would you consider yourself to be a promiscuous person?
Kind of. I don't sleep around but I do like hooking up. Oh well, maybe one day I'll change ;)

Why did your last relationship end?
Because he was into guys.

Do you think it’s possible to be friends with an ex?
If they end up being gay, yes.

Have you ever been with someone of the same sex?
No I haven't and have no interest to be, ever.

What stereotype about women/men in relationships bothers you most?
That girls are needy.

Would you ever get your significant others name tattooed on you?
Never.

What was your longest relationship?
On and off 2 years.

When was the last time you overheard other people having sex?
Sam's house while I was in University.

If your significant other decided to make you a gift instead of buying one, would you be upset?
Never, that is the sweetest thing to me. :)

Last movie that made you cry?
I don't remember but Glee season finale made me cry hahaha.

Would you date someone your parents or family didn’t approve of?
Yeah. I do what I want.

What was the biggest lie you ever told in a relationship?
Well I guess cheating is a lie so that.

Do you believe in soulmates?
No. I don't believe their can be only one person you can connect with on that level. For all you know their could be several that you just haven't met yet.

I love my best friend

Helga Napolitano to Matt Graham: 2 words that i never want to hear at the beginning of a song:

CONVICT MUUUSICCCC.

Matt Graham to Helga Napolitano: "let me see your tootsie...
OHHHH what a big tootsie."

Helga Napolitano to Matt Graham: i love the sound the old lady makes when she throws the necklace into the water.
i want to hear it every day of my life.

Helga Napolitano to Matt Graham: look she's wearing a shirt that says "break the rules" she obv did, that's why she's walking down the street with 2 babies
hahahaha

Helga Napolitano to Matt Graham: "I used to be fat in the 7th grade"
Zoolander : "Eww"

Helga Napolitano to Matt Graham: i miss listening to Alejandro with you in your car and slapping the dashboard

I'm laughing forever. Byeeeeeee

Last night or should I say this morning I slept sitting up in a chair in a van with mosquitoes and this boy I kinda like.

I am covered in bug bites.

Last night some random bitch made me cry.

This morning I realized that my friends went home without me.

Katie came to save me though.

I'm still drunk.

This weekend there was so much not celibacy going on it was retarded.

I also think I fucked shit up with the boy I kinda like even though everyone says I shouldn't go for him.

I just counted and I have a total of 10 bug bites on just my legs. I feel like I just went camping. FUCK FUCKDHGSEGADFHJGEDHJA.

Me + celibacy
what a joke
hahahaha fuck.

Reuniting with my bff tomorrow night. Missed u!

Uhh so updates,
I got in a fight with my best friend today because he likes to get mad over stupid things even though no one is EVER allowed to get mad at him.
The boy I thought I liked probably only liked me because he thought he was going to fuck me or hook up with me and shit so he can go fuck himself.
Tomorrow I'm going downtown to dance and stuff. I wish Chantel was coming because I love her but Katie will be there and I always have an amazing time partying with Katie.
I'm going to visit Kristyn next week with Chantel and see Terror which is going to rule my life.

Anyways I hope everything with me and Matt will blow over because I love him even though he makes me really angry sometimes.

Photo by me, I love this page the best.

I’m back again
I’m gonna be the last one left standing
I wanna be for everything that your not

Buy me this please

I watched an episode of Dr.Who today and the guy who plays the doctor in it is so
UNF.






y u so perfect tho?

My mom gets mad at me for putting the hot dogs back in the fridge the wrong way...you could imagine what she said to the fact that I had 10 people over last night.

She's been raging all day.

I just don't want to be THAT girl this time.

I can't give myself physically to guys anymore without wanting some commitment so I've stopped "hooking up" with boys.

I just over think everything I guess. If I do stuff with guys they'll think I'm a slut. If I don't, they think they wont get any from me and wont want to stick around. I loooose either way. FML

I'm actually the worst daughter.
I made my mom get into a fight with her boyfriend so I could have the house to myself to have a bunch of people over tonight when I told her I was only having three people over.
She also gave me her wine she got as a present for her 50th birthday to drink.

:(
I AM LEGIT THE WORST. I FEEL SO BAD.
On the bright side, party time with my friends and cuddles tonight with a cute boy :D

I was going through one of my old quizzes and this was one of my answers:

THREE WORDS YOU LIKE:
1. fuck
2. dinky
3. weee


This makes me smile but why am I so fucking retarded?

Uhh so life, get more interesting so I have things to complain about other than work.
Thanks.

I'm so done playing these games with my heart.

I ask my best friend if he want to hang out tonight.
He replies asking me if I want to work tonight.
FML

I'm in a bad mood.
I don't feel like eating today I just feel like puking in everyone's faces.
People make me feel sick to my stomach.
Bye.

I honestly think there's something wrong with me and I'm the only one that can't see it.

Successful weekend.
Drank my body weight in gin.
I love life, I love booze, I love my friends.

PS - I hope my baby boy Matt Graham gets better.

I don't need no love all I need is gin.

Yeahhhh it's real cool to be a dick to me cause you think it's funny and I "get angry easily".
More like I'm sensitive and if you knew two things about me you'd know that you piece of shit.