repeat after me

I've been laying in bed all day only to get up to eat weetabix cereal dry over my garbage can because they are too crumbly to eat anywhere else.
I have a 7 page paper due tomorrow.
Haven't started. Apparently beating 7/8 gym leaders in pokemon was more important. NBD.
I need real food but leaving my room is never happening.
Oh and my room smells like death by campfire.

omnomnom dry weetabix, not.