bought one
my life is complete.

My eyes burn from these tears
You'd think I'd learn over these years
Good things won't last forever

I need to buy a jumper asap
they are so damn cute !

I want this one soooooooooooooo bad
cutecutecuuuuute

Stay the same,
I stay the same.
In a decadent age I try to change
all my decadent ways but I just can't help but
stay the same.
In a decadent age.

I will update you in 5 sentences

One week sober bitches.
Let's change that asap.
I gave up eating Mcdonalds for lent.
I'm not even really religious I just want to see if I can do it.
I'm only allowed to drink the pop/coffee and eat meatless salads.

I never slept that well next to you. But at least I slept.

I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat.I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat.And then on some dark,cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face!

I just realized a very sad fact today, I can't go very long without getting drunk.
Isn't it ironic that I've figured this out on a Friday in which I am not drunk on? And trust me, I'm ALWAYS drunk on Fridays. HOLLA!
(Technically it's Saturday, bear with me)
So here are pictures from this week for your viewing enjoyment.

I feel bad that I haven't posted a blog since I got back home.
Ever since I've been home I've spent all my time with my best friend which I love. :)
Monday Matt got me to watch Glee and I love it.
Tuesday me and a bunch of people went to the bar which was enjoyable but when I got home from the bar I drank more and did things I don't remember.
Last night me, Matt Amanda and Amanda hot boxed Matt's car, went to Mcdonalds and then watched The Invention of Lying which equalled a hilarious night. I've never had such a good time being high.
I never smoke anymore because I'm not ever really comfortable with all of the people I'm smoking with but last night I was with some of my good friends so it was fun.
I just plan to chill at home for the rest of the week until the weekend hits, oh wait that's tomorrow.
Ha.
Shit I never write long entries.
INSERT PICTURE HERE:

Matt, Katie and I, pre-bar.

Thank you mtv for providing me with yummy boys to watch every week.


My favorite by far is Ben. Mmmmmm.


The Buried life = ♥

I blog in several short sentences

Today has been the biggest waste of my life.
I honestly only ever left my bed to go get food so I didn't die.
My hair still smells like cigarette smoke from last night.
I was totally rocking Kristyn's drunk, crazy walk on the way home at 4 am this morning.
I have no valentine for tomorrow which I'm hoping will change but I don't really have any high hopes for anything, as per usual.
So that's my update for this Saturday February 13, 2010. My name's Helga Napolitano and you've just been filled in.
LAWL.

700th Post

I change shapes just to hide in this place but I'm still, I'm still an animal

night bbyz

My inability to share a bed has resulted in me getting 0 hours of sleep last night. I had to leave class because I was falling asleep in a classroom of 12 people.
I have to work in 5 hours.
Goodnight.
Goodmorning.

So bring your pretty smile, and a lighter
And we'll set his fucking house on fire

This weekend I hung out with my friend Zach who I haven't seen in 2 years.
We went to my friend's kegger and got lost on the way home.
I bought these plugs and am so excite to get them.

I'm going out with the hawt boy I met two weeks ago on Wednesday and I'm so nervous but happy :):):)

I made hitler out of fruit in class today.
look at him and his fancy fruit star

hi

So this week I had to do a team portrait assignment for my human figure class
these are the results.
My photo:

My partners photos:



I'm in love with the way everything turned out!

I'm stoked on life right now.
The boy I met last weekend asked me out on a date! :)
I've never been on a date with someone I wasn't dating.
Amanda and Zach are coming to visit me on Friday and I haven't seen Zach in like 2 years so I'm pretty excited.
Jesse's birthday kegger is on Friday, also ecstatic to actually drink from the keg.
The next week of my life is going to rule.

If I were a month, I'd be: april
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 4 am
If I were a planet, I'd be: neptune
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: narwhal
If I were a direction, I'd be: straight ahead
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a bed
If I were a language, I'd be: latin
If I were a number, I'd be: 13
If I were a liquid, I'd be: milk
If I were a gemstone, I'd be: diamond
If I were a tree, I'd be: pine
If I were a tool, I'd be: a wrench
If I were a flower, I'd be: a rose
If I were a kind of weather: rainy
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a triangle
If I were a colour, I'd be: pink
If I were an emotion, I'd be: embarrassed
If I were a fruit, I'd be: a peach
If I were a sound, I'd be: a car horn
If I were an element, I'd be: mercury
If I were a food, I'd be: YUMMY
If I were a material, I'd be: silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: spicy
If I were a scent, I'd be: cinnamon
If I were an animal, I'd be: a guinea pig
If I were an object, I'd be: a fan
If I were a body part, I'd be: eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: confused
If I were a song, I'd be: party up - dmx
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be: boots
If I were a TV show, I'd be: the real world



THREE WAYS I AM STILL JUST A KID
1. i like naps
2. i like video games
3. i like family channel shit

THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD
1. ive lived 1/5th of my life already
2. i don't know
3. i'm not old so...

THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL GIRL
1. i never go out in public without makeup
2. i gossip with my friends about boys
3. i love painting my nails

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. helga
2. helgs
3. bitch

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i'm funny
2. my eyes
3. i get shit done when i need to under any circumstances

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. sharks
2. bugs
3. wells

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. tights
2. makeup
3. cell phone

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. blue tights
2. skirt
3. tanktop

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR ARTISTS AT THE MOMENT:
1. phoenix
2. oceana
3. SALEM

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT THIS MOMENT:
1. games for days - julian pletni
2. lasso - phoenix
3. the family disease - oceana

THREE WORDS YOU LIKE:
1. fuck
2. dinky
3. weee

NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. losing weight
2. being less shy
3. try to get the things i want

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. security
2. cute kisses
3. cuddles

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I like to smoke pot
2. I have 3 pets
3. I love extra sauce on all of my foods

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. beards (L)
2. skinnyness
3. good smell haha

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. hit on/ flirt with boys
2. turn down a good time
3. suck dick hahahahahahahahha

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. photography
2. blogging
3. dancing when i'm alone

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. sleep
2. see a movie
3. clean

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. photographer
2. air canada
3. anything involving photography

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. egypt
2. sweden
3. iceland

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. get married
2. have a family
3. be truly happy

So you're expecting a melancholy blog from Helga tonight, so was I.
Fuck that shit. So what if shit doesn't go my way all the time?
I have amazing friends and family.
That's all that matters.
♥