repeat after me

I don't do homework as often as I should.
I don't clean my room as often as I should.
I don't eat as often as I should.
I don't shower as often as I should.
I don't go to class as often as I should.
I basically don't do anything I should be doing as often as I should cause I'm a lazy hoe.
I'm basically blaming my laziness on the fact that my birthday is this weekend which is stressing me out.
I wish I wouldn't do things like this.
I'm seriously going to go get all of my homework done today. Fuck procrastinating Helga. Rot in hell, bitch.