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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The last time I was remotely seeing someone was a year ago and the last time I got laid was 6 months ago. Life why you lie?

11 comments:

Milkshake said...

Jus spread that vagina and let a guy do his thang. It's how I bring all the boys to the yard.

SexyGrandma said...

I wholeheartedly agree. My dairy beverage attracts all males to my location of residence.

Helga said...

spread dat vag like sum butta on toast

SmashedPotatoes said...

Haha, thanks for putting up with me Helga!

Love, Anon

P.S. I hope you've noticed that every post comes with a picture linked to my name!

Helga said...

yes, i'm not retarded.

SuperRetard said...

I resent that!

Helga said...

DUN CARE

HehYEAH said...

Lick my whore, bitchslut!

Helga said...

gladly, mr.cumdumpster

Sadsuicide said...

Lots o people want to eat yo pussy

Helga said...

cute <3