repeat after me

Bad things that happened today:

1. My computer has a virus that I can't get rid of
2. My work scheduled me to work on my birthday party and my actual 21st birthday
3. My mom wants me to move to Georgetown for the summer
4. My mom thinks I won't make enough money to pay for rent in the summer
5. I didn't go to the gym cause I was too stressed out about things
6. My septum is infected
   

Good things that happened today:

1. Got my shift covered on the day of my birthday party
2. The boy I was crushing on asked if he could come to my birthday party
3. Funneled a beer
4. Got free condoms and mints from my friend
   

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