repeat after me

things i need to buy when i get paid:
a scale to weigh my fat ass
the pink bong from the corner store near where david lives
a new bottle of vodka because i stole my house mates vodka because i'm poor

oh and unrelated to things i need to buy...i need to call my mom and ask why she's being such a bitch spaz.

I'M SO HUNGRY AND I'M GOING TO THE GYM. DEAD. BYE