repeat after me

The only things I want for Christmas is money so I can pay my rent at the end of this month and my best friend.
I'm going to have no money left over from Christmas unless some stupid fuck decides to give me a giftcard.
My life is fucking sad. I'm not even going to get to go home for Christmas because of my fucking job and the fact that I can't afford to spend Christmas break sitting on my ass and partying.

I need Matt to get here so we can cuddle.
Bye.