things i said last night in my drunk msn conversation makes the fact that i have friends questionable

1. I TRY
CCEPT FOR SPEEELING MISTKES
THOSE JST HAPPPEN
VOWELS IDK WHAT THOSE ARE

2. BRING ME PIZZA
BRING ME HUMAN COMPANY
BOTH AT THE SAME TIME

3. wowis it jus me or did that senence not make sense
oooopsy

4. no
dont play me bok
boi((
bok hhahahhaha

5. cant spell tooo intoXICATED VUT I TRY
THE Caps was magically pusshed but
thenunpusshed
i heppensa
s
*happens

6. story of my lkfe
sucks
sucks hard
my life sucks ha
rd
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

7. \pressing ireeelevant buttons'ismy life'

8. dont forget about meeeeee]
byezzz
ded

why do people let me on the internet when i drink?