repeat after me

I always pick the worst dudes to crush on (or anything slightly resembling a crush)

Well NO MORE.
I'm not interested in anyone and I wont be for a long time unless someone really impresses me.
Fuck douche bags and sluts cause most guys don't give a fuck. They just want to get their dicks wet and when they hear that you don't have sex they are all like "KPEEEYYYYYCEEE"

Is there some guy out there that isn't completely fucked?
Lol, jk. There isn't.