repeat after me

I am a horrible person. I hit on the boy I liked all night last night, even when we were right beside his girlfriend and pretended to be nice to his girlfriend even though I quite dislike her.
Then I made out with his friend in hopes of making him jealous but he never saw. My life is a huge fail.
I don't regret any of this which makes me a bad person but I'm glad I can come to terms with myself. YESSS!