repeat after me

Hey guys wanna hear a funny story?
My fake ID got turned down at the bar when I'm 19 and I should have a real ID but I don't.
This is life's way of telling me I shouldn't be going to the bar when I should be studying for my exam tomorrow.
I'm tipsy and there was no point to me even drinking tonight. Just my luck, just my fucking luck.
Something good happen please because I'm such a fuck up.