repeat after me

I've been waiting 5 minutes for this fucking dude to be done printing his shit. He's printing a goddamn book I tell you.
HURRY UP SO I CAN GO READ THE REST OF THE BOOK OF NEGROES.

.....
He's still printing. I know he's going to take my one fucking page I need by mistake then I'm going to have to print it again.

All the paper is going to be out soon....

It's been like 10 minutes now.
I'm going to go punch him in the face, BYE!