I had a dream last night that I was riding a giant green tiger named treasure, it was the best dream ever because me and the tiger were bffs.
That's why you don't drink before bedtime.
So today I got pulled into the managers office at work. It's like one of those times when you know you're in trouble but a little part of you is hoping that the manager will be like "don't act so scared! We are promoting you, GOOD JOB! :D"
But no, shit like that doesn't happen to me. Instead I got suspended from work for eating all the time in drive thru.
Fuck, JUST FUCK.
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
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LOL fatty
no anonymous, just no
Commom don't lie to yourself, your chunky.
Don't cry, don't cry cause I know your crying. Go be fat and eat away your tears.
i will, tears are delish
OBV
and PLEASE for the love of god use "you're" instead of "your".
Grammar Nazi. You ARE still fat.
i'm fucking huge, i know.
get off ma blog and get a life
Just as long as you know :)
kkkkkk david
Fuck you. And your fat ass.
you're so nice :)
thanks anonymous!
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