repeat after me

when i get bored i go into survey withdrawal
ya know you want to know more about me...NAWWT
1 - When was the last time you cried? 2 nights ago
2 - Have you ever faked sick? yes
3 - What was the last lie you said? your mom
4 - Have you ever cried during a movie? yes
5 - Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? myself
6 - Have you ever danced in the rain? yes
7 - Have you ever been drunk? oh god
8 - Have you ever tried tried drugs? yes
9 - Do you smoke? sometimes
10 - What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare? idk
11 - What is your full name? helga alexandra napolitano
12 - What is your blood-type? b -
13 - Have you ever been in a car accident? no
14 - How old were you when you received your first kiss? 15
15 - Who was your first kiss? ew
16 - Have you ever had an online relationship? no
17 - Have you ever had phone-sex? maybe
18 - Have you ever been rejected by a crush? yes
19 - What is your favourite sport to play? none
20 - Have you ever made a prank phone call? hahahahahha tons
21 - Have you ever said? fuck you?
22 - What's your favourite childhood memory? riding on the back of the dog like it was a pony
23 - Is there anything that you have done that you regret? oh yeah
24 - What do you want to be when you grow up? i want to be famous i want to be a star i want to be in movies. obv
25 - What is your political persuasion? none
26 - Have you ever had cybersex? no
27 - Do you believe in g-d? i don't know yet
28 - Do you believe in love at first sight? yes
29 - Do you believe in karma? no
30 - Who was your first crush? oh ma gawd i can't remember
31 - Who do you have a crush on? matt
32 - How would you describe yourself? helga
33 - What are you afraid of? sharks
34 - Are you religious? not in the slightest
35 - What does your screen name mean? fuck you
36 - What person do you trust the most? my mom
37 - Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? scott
38 - What is the best compliment you have ever received? i don't know
39 - What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you? idk
40 - What is the longest crush/relationship you have had? 2 years
41 - What is your greatest strength? i don't think I have any
42 - What is your greatest weakness? temptation
43 - What is your perfect pizza? Hawaiian
44 - What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? ahh fuck i'm tired
45 - What is your first thought before you go to bed? ahh fuck i'm tired and i can't fall asleep
46 - What college do you want to go to? I'm in university so fuck you
47 - Do you get along with your family? sometimes
48 - Do you play any instruments? used to
49 - What kind of music do you like? sick beats
50 - Do you think you're attractive? no
51 - Would you ever get a tattoo? yes
52 - How many piercings do you have? 3
53 - Who makes you laugh? everything
54 - Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours? my cat
55 - Have you ever seen a dead body? no
56 - Do you have a celebrity crush? um joe jonas plz
57 - What is one thing scientists should invent? a cure for cancer...any time...
58 - Have you ever broken a bone? no
59 - What happens after you die? you are dead
60 - Do you watch or read the news? no
61 - What stereotype would you label yourself as being? shy?
62 - Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label? idk
63 - If yo could change your name, what would you change it to? Alexandra
64 - If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go? no where. everything in my life has happened for a reason
65 - If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change? my appearance obv
66 - Have you ever gone skinny dipping? someday
67 - Have you ever played strip poker? someday
68 - Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves? yes
69 - What do you want your friends to think about you? that i'm a good friend
70 - Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into? i dont know
71 - HAve you ever bitten someone? ouuu yes
72 - When's your birthday? april 10
73 - Have you ever stolen anything? i tried to once but chickened out
74 - Do you make wishes on shooting stars? yes :D
75 - Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting? oh god....
76 - If you could go back and change one day, what would it be? last Friday
77 - Do you remember your dreams? yes
78 - Have you ever been in love? yes :(
79 - Are you a morning person or a night person? night
80 - Do you have any phobias? fear of sharks, bees, wells
81 - What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone? I'd rather not disclose that information
82 - Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth? no
83 - How many screen names do you have? one?
84 - Do any medical problems run in your family? idk
85 - Have anyone ever been disowned from your family? they always say they are going to but it never happens
86 - Have you ever had a nightmare? haha obv not
87 - Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies? enemies
88 - Would you ever participate in a threesome? nononono
89 - Would you ever pay for a prostitute? no
90 - Have you ever mooned or flashed someone? not intentionally
91 - Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf? yes
92 - Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants? yes. one day at the park..oh good times
93 - Have you ever written a love letter? yes
94 - Have you ever attempted suicide? no
95 - Do you prefer boxers or briefs? boxers
96 - Have you ever been in a fistfight? no
97 - Do you have any hidden talents? being the biggest bitch in the world
98 - What is one thing you want me to know about you? nothing...WHO ARE YOU??
99 - What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask? WHO ARE YOU?
100 - Do you usually prefer books or movies? movies
101 - Who is your favourite person to talk to? my mom
102 - Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad? ma frans
103 - Would you ever have sex before marriage? yes
104 - Who do you talk to most on the phone? no one
105 - Do you have a secret that you're ashamed of? yes
106 - Do you prefer British or American spelling of words? neither...i like to spell words the way i want
107 - Have you ever gotten detention? yes
108 - How do you vent your anger? writing, talking about it.
109 - Have you ever been on a diet? hahahah impossible for me
110 - Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you? both
111 - Is your best friend a virgin? no
112 - What's a rumor someone has spread about you? that i wanted to have a threesome with my boyfriend and some guy at work. wooo
113 - What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing? I'm not really into any "kinky" business
114 - What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you? i don't know
115 - What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? idk
116 - Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? not yet
117 - Have you ever cut yourself on purpose? no
118 - Have you ever wanted to murder someone? yes
119 - Have you ever hated someone? yes
120 - Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? phone
121 - Do you consider yourself popular? no
122 - Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them? if i was drunk
123 - Have you ever had a crush on an enemy? wtf? no
124 - Have you ever had a crush on a best friend? yes
125 - What is your favourite book? none
126 - Do you have a collection of anything? empty bottles of booze in my rez room. haha
127 - Are you happy with the person you are becoming? NONONONONO
128 - Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago? yes
129 - What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now? i don't want to think about it
130 - Are you happy with the life you have? kinda

LURV
There are a lot of yeses in hurrr
1 - Are You Single? no
2 - If not, who is your bf/gf? matt g
3 - How Long Have You Been Together? 4 months
4 - If You're Single, Do you Like It?
5 - Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now? yes
6 - First Kiss? scott
7 - Ever Kiss in the Rain? yes
8 - In a Movie Theater? yes
9 - Underwater? yes
10 - First Love ? likes diapers
11 - Have you ever Cheated on Anyone? yes
12 - Been Cheated on? yes
13 - Used Someone? yes
14 - Been used? i hope not
15 - Lied to your bf/gf? yes
16 - Ever Made out With Just a Friend? yes
17 - Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend? no
18 - Are You a Tease? yes
19 - Do you Flirt a Lot? yes
20 - Longest Relationship ? 2 years on and off
21 - Shortest ? well this one i guess
22 - Have you Ever Gotten a Poem? yes. i burned it
23 - Ever Get Flowers? yes
24 - Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten? i don't care
25 - Do you Like Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day? wtf is sweetest day?
26 - Do you Believe in Love at First Sight? YES;D
27 - Do you Believe in? obv not
28 - Do you Fall in Love Fast? no
29 - Are you a Player? yes
30 - Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex? if they were goodlookin' and i was drunk
31 - Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day? yes
32 - Kissed 2 People At One Time? no
33 - Had Sex with 2 People in One day? no
34 - Had sex with 2+ People at One Time? no
35 - Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex? yes
36 - Ever Been Dumped? yes
37 - Ever dumped someone? yes
38 - Ever been rejected? yes
39 - Do you have a lot of ex's? no
40 - Are you a slut? yes
41 - Ever been called one? yes
42 - Ever dated someone more than once? yes
43 - Do you ever make the first move? sometimes
44 - Double dates or single? single
45 - Do you want to get married? yes