fucked up quiz, fo reallzzzz

BASICS.

name:Helga
fake name:fuck you
are you an illegal immigrant:all the time
if you could change your birthday what would you change it to?:i wouldn't change it
favorite cotton candy flavor?:blue?
dumb things you like to do?: smash things when they don't work, mainly electronics
are you a nerd:no
most stupid human trick:this quiz
light or dark?:dark??

RANDOM:

do you think it's possible to drown a rubber duck?: yes, i do it every night in the bathtub
if you had a set of golf clubs, what color would the handles be?:pink
while playing in the sprinkler have you ever tripped over it?:bahahaha no
have you ever blew your nose so hard the kleenex broke?:this question actually made me laugh so hard. The thought of a kleenex "breaking" was just too much for my brain to handle.
sticky tack or tape?:tape
which is better the mall or the mall parking lot?well seeing as there are no stores in the mall parking lot, the mall.
when your gum falls on the floor, do you pick it up and put it back in your mouth or do you leave it there?:i leave it
if you were to be killed by a fictional serial killer who would it be?:none, i'm going to live forever.
if you could have tea with a famous person, who would it be?:yo mom
would you invite me?:no

CLOTHES:
do you wear them?:no, i am a nudest
how about while you are sleeping?:no
speaking of sleeping, what's your favorite kind of soda?:dr.pepper
tall tees or tight tees?:um.........tight?
thongs, normal underwear, or NAKEY?:all 3 baby
if you had to wear a halloween costume for the rest of your life, what would it be?:a slutty one
would you rather wear an Eskimo coat....or an Eskimo!?an Eskimo, but only if he is sexy
do you think toothpicks are a nice fashion accessory?:defiantly

SEX:
virgin/not a virgin/ you really have no idea:VIRGIN FO LIFE BABYYYY
gay/straight/crooked:a little bit of all of them.
have you ever made a "video"?:what kind of video...?
was paris hilton in it?:as a matter of fact....
have you ever slept with someone then found out you were related?:every night
hand job?:yummehhh
inside or outside....or both at once?:both at once
toys?:only the best
give or take:take
what's your favorite color?:bahahahahahah as if this question is the only normal one. pink

PLANTS AND ANIMALS:
favorite weed?:the kind you smoke ;)
favorite land animal?:pig
favorite water animal?:manatee
favorite vegetable grown on a plant?:tomato..i don't care if its a fruit neither.
favorite fictional animal?:unicorn
do you discriminate flowers by their color?:I'm very racist towards flowers
if you had to train a plant to do anything, what would you train it to do?:sing
would you rather have a ferret or a squirrel?:squirrel even though they are creepy.
did you know that some people eat animals?!:GTFO RLY?
would you rather look at a plant or eat it?:eat it

HAVE YOU EVER:
eaten caviar?:yes
punched a rhino, if so did it hurt?:yeah, i punched that mother fucker outtt
snorted kool-aid....if so....what flavor?:i only snort blue flavor
started your hand on fire?:no
put your head through a wall?:no
had a famous person use your bathroom:no
have you ever tipped over in a canoe?:i cant recall
have you ever saw your uncle at the mall?: what kind of random as question is this?
have you ever lied about it?:i always lie about seeing my uncle at the mall
have you ever eaten something edible?:no, sorry i only eat inedible objects.

BAHAHA WHOEVER MADE THIS QUIZ WAS ON ACID, I'VE CONCLUDED THIS.