We're all singled by our desires
that love can fix but life builds walls.

I always try for people thinking "no, this time it's going to be different"
but it never is.

The things I would do for a slice of greasy cheese pizza right now would not be pretty, no not at all.

I miss my childhood when the only thing I knew how to do on the computer was play this shit:

i want to purchase a pair of heart sunglasses for the summer.

Hello fellow readers that I don't know.
Why are you reading this if you don't know me?
Though I'm glad I can provide entertainment to people with nothing better to do than read the shit I post.

My life rules harder than yours does, creepers.

best thing of my entire life

Michael: The “Spicy Curry Award” goes to our very own Kelly Kapour. Get on down here!

Kelly: Spicy curry? What’s that mean?

Michael: Not everything means something, it’s just a joke.

Kelly: Yeah, but why did you give it to me? [looks at trophy] This is a bowler…

Michael: I know, they didn’t have anymore businessmen.